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Tedward's Lawyering and Lawyerollogy pty lpg special eyes in the most of incontinent legal-related cases! And the toughest ones, which can even survive being drivven over bye a large truck (with a heavy laden!), or other type of pachyderm.
Do KNOT let cases burden you eny longer! Throw then in the Thames! if that's too far, then we are what you're askin's for! The government decrea'd that hiring our Leggal team of men and womam alike is punishable by sasquatch!
We offer (no) guarantee of service! Umbeatable? Heck, yes?
Heck, NO! More like, heck, maybe!
Our team of top-gun, top shelf legal team is too good to not be beaten! the oposition won't know not what hit 'em, because we work under the cover of night! And undercover!
they'll just think it was a locust swarm or something, like 5 (5) of them!
You can go wrong, but you can't go right! Left turn only! Into Tedward's Legal Lawyerologising team of Dry Cleaning! No, Your OTHER left!
As they say, three (7) left turns doe not make a rite, but going in circles have i'ts advantageous!
If, in less than four (twelve) months, you retain legal woes, our team will cut you open and drain it for absolutely free of charge (12 kilodollars).
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